The Mightiest Finger!

BOOM! mind blown~ Number 2! The Middle Finger, the largest and the most aggressive finger we Bros got. Being so, and being in the middle of all our fingers, these bad boys can pretty much handle any ring. Don’t let them fools tell ya ‘ Bulky rings will cause a hindrance.’ Nah bro, any ring which fits well, feels the most comfortable of all fingers. The mightiest finger, it’s the finger of choice for most first time BRoingers.

Best of all, there’s no confusion between the middle finger, and your wedding/engagement symbolism. Though some may say it symbolizes balance, cause it’s the sturdiest of your fingers, or responsibility. We the Bros know two things about our mightiest fingers..

1) it’s great for flipping people off... and..

2) these bad boys open beer cans better than any other finger.

They strong. The mighty Brocules opened bars with his middle finger. That's a Fact.

The Long Lost Bro..

Alright, down to business. Number 1, Left or Right hand? Well, other than them wedding / engagement rings, there really aren no rules, and even those 2 rings depend on culture. Though nowadays, these are tossed around so much that really anything goes. For example, most American Bros will wear their wedding rings on their left ring finger (The Fourth Finger), but married Bros in an Eastern Orthodox church would have it on their right ring finger.

The Littlest One!

If you’re into the whole “statement” ring, the pinky is your finger. The pinky, though it may be small, it's packed full of good qualities. First of all, they have no religious significance and unlike the mightiest finger, the littlest one doesn’t come in contact with your index finger, or any finger other than the fourth.

When ya wear any ring on the littlest one, it becomes the most outstanding one. Due to the fact that most Bros don’t wear anything on it, or do anything much with it in fact. As a result, the pinky rings tend to be the flashiest of designs. Seen them Godfathers with their big ass rocks on them tiny pinkies? That’s how it’s done Bros. Now kiss the pinky ring!

The Thumb Warrior

It may feel weird, or just bizarre to wear a thumb ring. But thumbs are the single most dominating finger we have, and thumb rings on a man is a symbol of wealth. That’s why we got them classic big furry coat pimps with their hands loaded with rings, all the way to the thumb. But they tend to be broad or bulky. (It’s your thumb, whatcha expect?)

Thumb rings are often extremely eye catching, due to the nature of our gestures, thumbs up, thumbs down, so-so, etc. But unless you’re a pimp, try to dull down the bling. It’s already the biggest ring you’d have on ya, don’t make it a massive weight you’d have to carry around. Well, unless you just roll that way. We Bros, we got your back.